《童年的笑话》作文400个字

童年的趣事有许多许多，如同天上的繁星，多的数都数不清．在我记忆的长河里，有一件事我记忆犹新．
那是我上一年级的事了．爸爸妈妈上班去了，我一个人在家．夏天嘛，多热呀．吹电扇，吹出来的风都是热的，坐板凳，凳子都晒得热呼呼的．这怎么能行呢，再这样下去，我不变成＂烤乳猪＂才怪．
忽然，我想起冰箱里还有饮料，我便跑去拿．一打开冰箱，一股凉风吹来，凉快极了．我心想：冰箱里这么凉快，何必到冰箱里去乘凉呢！说干就干，我一屁股坐到冰箱里，啊！太舒服了．我突然看到冰箱里还亮着灯，便想起老师说的话＂要小心触电＂，我便把电源拔了，又坐到冰箱里去了．我翘起二朗腿，一变喝饮料，一边乘凉．
下午，爸爸妈妈回来了，没看见我人，便到处找我．邻居家呀，楼上呀，楼下呀，都没看见我的影儿．没想到就在自家的厨房的冰箱里看见了我．看见我那滑稽的样儿，都不禁哈哈大笑起来．我睁开眼睛一看，是爸爸妈妈，便笑着对他们说：＂爸爸妈妈，你们也来冰箱里坐坐，很凉快的！＂谁知他俩捧腹大笑．
现在我已经长大，已经成为小学中的＂大姐大＂了，当然不会在闹那种笑话，可我永远也忘不了这件事！

小学英语课上，有没有可以讲的英语小故事，或是英语笑话

A boy with a big head

A boy cried to his mother,All the chidren make fun of me. They say i have a big head.

Don"t listen to them, said his mother ,you have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of potatoes.

Where is the shopping bag?

I haven"t got one-usr your hat.

求适合小学生的有趣的英语故事。

小学英语童话故事
第一篇 Clifford"s spring clean-up 大红狗春季大扫除
故事简介：Hi, I"m Emily. 我们家的春季大扫除开始了！爸爸妈妈忙着搬家具，我忙着晒地毯。Clifford 也来帮忙，不过他好像越帮越忙呢。后来，Clifford 决定为自己的房子来个大扫除。他能打扫干净吗？快看故事吧！
1. At our house, it"s time for spring cleaning again. My first job is to hang some rugs outside in the air.
2. Clifford wants to help. He takes a rug outside and shakes it. He shakes it a little too hard.
3. Mummy and Daddy are moving the furniture outside. When Clifford sees the couch, his eyes open wide.
4. When he was a little puppy, he always slept on it. Crunch! He doesn"t fit on it anymore.
5. Clifford cleans the windows all by himself. First he washes them. Then he dries them. But the windows are still dirty. So we wash the windows again.
6. Daddy has to clean the yard. Clifford is glad to help him!
7. Clifford"s house needs some spring cleaning too. He sweeps out his old bones and rubber toys.
8. Now both our houses are neat and clean. Clifford and I are both very happy.
练一练
下面哪些事情是 Clifford 做的呢？
A. Hang the rugs.
B. Shake the rugs.
C. Take the couch outside.
D. Buy a new couch.
E. Blow the leaves.
F. Sweep out rubber toys.
G. Make the windows very clean.
生词大本营
rug 小地毯 shake 摇动 furniture 家具 couch 长沙发 fit 适合 dry 弄干 sweep 打扫 neat 整洁的
第二篇 Cave boy 山洞里的小男孩
故事简介：有一个小孩叫Harry，他和家人住在一个山洞里。Harry是个小小发明家。这不，他的邻居Chief Grump的生日到了，他准备送一件别出心裁的礼物。Chief Grump性情古怪，看什么都不顺眼。生日那天，他收到许多礼物，可是没有一件让他开心。他把礼物都扔到了山下。Harry把他的礼物捡了回来，重新组装，居然做成了一件令Chief Grump开心无比的宝贝！Harry到底施了什么“魔法”呢？快看故事吧。
1. Hi! My name is Harry. I live with my family in this cave. I like to make new things.
2. This is Chief Grump. He is always mad about something. Tomorrow is his birthday. Maybe my present can make him happy. Wow! I have never seen anything like it!
3. It"s time for Chief Grump"s party. He gets lots of presents. A rock, some wood, a fish and a bone. Chief Grump says, I do not want these! He throws them down the hill.
4. Now Chief Grump opens my present. What does it do? Everyone looks at my new thing. But no one can guess what it does. Not even me.
5. Chief Grump says, It does not do anything! He kicks it down the hill. Hey! Now I know what this new thing does. It rolls!
6. I take it back. I put something here. I add something there. Maybe Chief Grump will like it now. I tell him, Sit here. Put your feet there. I give him a push.
7. Look! I make something really new. And I make Chief Grump smile!
练一练
把中英文意思对应的用线连起来。
something good anything bad something funny anything new

任何崭新的东西 好的东西 任何不好的东西 好笑的东西
生词大本营
cave 洞穴 throw 扔 guess 猜出 kick 踢 roll 滚动 push 推
第三篇：
Clifford goes to dog school
大红狗上学堂
故事简介：大家好,我是Emily。我的训犬师阿姨决定把Clifford训练成一只完美的狗。她教Clifford静坐和服从命令。Clifford做得很好，哪怕是他最喜欢的飞盘也没能让他动一点点。可是后来Clifford仍然没有坚持下来。他真的不能成为一只完美的狗吗？快看故事吧。
1. I think Clifford is a perfect dog, but my aunt doesn"t agree. She is a dog trainer. And she trains Clifford herself.
2. First, she teaches Clifford how to sit.
3. Clifford sits, but he doesn"t see the man. Luckily, Clifford doesn"t sit down very hard. The man isn"t hurt. He is just surprised.
4. Next, my aunt teaches Clifford how to stay. She says, Clifford, you can"t move until I tell you to move. My aunt asks Clifford to sit and stay in one place. Then we go back home to read some books.
5. Clifford does very well. He doesn"t move.
6. Even when a Frisbee flies by his nose, he sits. But it is hard. Clifford loves to chase Frisbees.
7. Suddenly, I think of Clifford. I run back to him as fast as I can. But I forget to look both ways when I cross the street.
8. Clifford saves me! I guess Clifford will never be the best-trained dog. But to me, he is the best dog in the world.
练一练：请按照时间先后顺序排列以下事件。
A. My Aunt teaches Clifford how to sit.
B. Clifford saves me.
C. My Aunt and I go back home to read some books.
D. I cross the road.
E. Some boys are flying a Frisbee.
F. My Aunt teaches Clifford how to stay.
生词大本营
agree 赞成 trainer 训练师 train 训练 surprised 吃惊的 move 移动 chase 追赶 cross 横过

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